Fwd: The Wiz does Washington (off topic)

From: Yakov Horenstein (yakov@planet.it)
Date: Wed Jan 28 1998 - 11:16:49 EET


This sounds like it should be really funny, only I don't get it; who's
Dorothy? :-(

>The Wizard of Oz visits Washington DC. He sees Al Gore and asks if
>there is anything he wants. "Well, sure!" says Al. "I'd like to have a
>brain."
>
>"Done!" says the Wizard, and he gives the veep a brain.
>
>Next he sees Al D'Amato, the Senator from New York, and asks if there is
>anything he wants. D'Amato thinks for a second and says he would like
>to have a heart.
> "Done!" says the Wizard, and he gives the Senator a heart.
>
>Finally the Wizard sees Bill Clinton and asks if there is anything the
> President wants. Bill pauses, looks around for a minute and quietly asks,
>
>"Where's Dorothy?"
>

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Yakov Horenstein
Milano, Italy



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