***** ATTENTION! NEW VIRUSES ******
MARTHA STEWART VIRUS -- Takes all your files, sorts them by category and
folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop
X-FILES VIRUS -- All your Icons start shape shifting
SPICE GIRL VIRUS -- Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop
AT&T VIRUS -- Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are
getting
MCI VIRUS -- Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much
for the AT&T virus
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS -- Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC
MONICA LEWINSKY VIRUS -- Sucks all the memory out of your computer
TITANIC VIRUS -- Makes your whole computer go down
DISNEY VIRUS -- Everything in the computer goes Goofy
MIKE TYSON VIRUS -- Quits after one byte
PROZAC VIRUS -- Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care
SHARON STONE VIRUS -- Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's
there
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS -- Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy
TIM ALLEN VIRUS -- Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon
contact
WOODY ALLEN VIRUS -- Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter
card
SADDAM HUSSEIN VIRUS -- Won't let you into any of your programs
TONYA HARDING VIRUS -- Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons
GEORGE MICHAEL VIRUS -- Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess
data buildup
JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS -- Only attacks minor files
RONALD REAGAN VIRUS -- Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
DR. JACK KEVORKEIN VIRUS -- Searches your hard drive for old files and
deletes them
SONY BONO VIRUS -- Just when you're surfing the web, a firewall appears
out of nowhere
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS -- Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB,
and then slowly expands to 300MB
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS -- Terminates and stays resident but it'll
be back
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