Off topic - Friday humor

From: Spielman, Roger L (Roger.Spielman@West.Boeing.com)
Date: Sat Jan 16 1999 - 01:41:11 EET


> One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny
> town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before
> the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and
> talking about their lives, their families, etc.
>
> Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started
> screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a
> frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
>
> Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly
> gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to
> the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this
> confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you
> know who I am?"
>
> The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
>
> Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
>
> "Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
>
> Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid
> of me?"
>
> The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
>
>
>

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