Here are some relatively "clean" jokes:
>> >> How do crazy people go through the forest?
>> >> They take the psycho path.
>> >>
>> >> How do you get holy water?
>> >> Boil the hell out of it.
>> >>
>> >> What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
>> >> "Dam!"
>> >>
>> >> What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
>> >> Polaroids.
>> >>
>> >> What do prisoners use to call each other?
>> >> Cell phones.
>> >>
>> >> What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
>> >> National Dyslexics Association.
>> >>
>> >> What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
>> >> A stick.
>> >>
>> >> What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
>> >> Nacho Cheese.
>> >>
>> >> What do you call Santa's helpers?
>> >> Subordinate Clauses.
>> >>
>> >> What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
>> >> Quatro sinko.
>> >>
>> >> What do you get from a pampered cow?
>> >> Spoiled milk.
>> >>
>> >> What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
>> >> Frostbite.
>> >>
>> >> What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a
>> >> tree
>> >> would kill you?
>> >> A pool table.
>> >>
>> >> What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
>> >> A nervous wreck.
>> >>
>> >> What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
>> >> Anyone can roast beef.
>> >>
>> >> Where do you find a dog with no legs?
>> >> Right where you left him.
>> >>
>> >> Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
>> >> They all have phones.
>> >>
>> >> Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
>> >> They're trying to get away from the noise.
>> >>
>> >> Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
>> >> Because they have big fingers
>> >>
>> >> What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal
>> >> thermometer?
>> >> The taste.
>> >>
>> >> What is a zebra?
>> >> 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
>> >>
>> >> Did you hear about the flasher that was thinking about retiring?
>> >> He decided to stick it out for one more year.
>> >>
>> >> What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
>> >> A dog that runs for help ... after it bites your leg off.
>> >>
>> >> What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post
office?
>> >> They're hiring.
>> >>
>> >> What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
>> >> Sanka.
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