>>A hip young man goes out and buys a 1999 Ferrari. It is the best and
>>most expensive car available in the world, costing about $500,000. He
>>takes it out for a spin and while stopping for a red light, an old man
>>on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The
>>old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What
>>kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
>>
>>The young man replies, "A 1999 Ferrari. They cost about a half million
>>dollars!"
>>
>>"That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost
>>so much?"
>>
>>"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude
>>proudly.
>>
>>The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?"
>>
>>"Sure," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window
>>and looks around.
>>
>>Leaning back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car,
>>all right!"
>>
>>Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man what
>>his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer
>>reads 320 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It
>>seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and
>>suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!
>>
>>"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man
>>asks himself.
>>
>>Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It
>>goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it almost looked
>>like the old man on the moped!
>>
>>Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!"
>>
>>Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh
>>
>>Ka-BbblaMMM!
>>
>>It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.
>>
>>The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! Of course, the moped
>>and the old man are hurting for certain. He runs up to the old man and
>>says, "You're badly hurt! Is there anything I can do for you?"
>>
>>The old man moans and replies, "Yes, Unhook my suspenders from your
>>side-view mirror!"
For more information about the rp-ml, see http://ltk.hut.fi/rp-ml/
This archive was generated by hypermail 2.1.2 : Tue Jun 05 2001 - 22:51:17 EEST