>> > Subject: FW: two nuns
>> > > >Two nuns went out of the convent
>to sell cookies. One of them
>> > > >is known as Sister Mathematical
>(SM) and the other one is known
>> > > >as Sister Logical (SL). It is
>getting dark and they are still
>> > > >far away from the convent.
>> > > >
>> > > >SL: Have you noticed that a man
>has been following us for the
>> > > >past half-hour?
>> > > >
>> > > >SM: Yes, I wonder what he wants.
>> > > >
>> > > >SL: It's logical. He wants to
>have his way with us.
>> > > >
>> > > >SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will
>reach us in 15 minutes at
>> > > >the most. What can we do?
>> > > >
>> > > >SL: The only logical thing to do
>of course is that we have
>> > > >to start walking faster.
>> > > >
>> > > >SM: It is not working.
>> > > >
>> > > >SL: Of course it is not working.
>The man did the only obvious
>> > > >thing to do. He started to walk
>faster too.
>> > > >
>> > > >SM: So, what shall we do? At
>this rate he will reach us in one
>> > > >minute.
>> > > >
>> > > >SL: The only logical thing we can
>do is split. You go that way
>> > > >and I'll go this way. He cannot
>follow both of us.
>> > > >
>> > > >So the man decided to go after
>Sister Logical.
>> > > >
>> > > >Sister Mathematical arrives at
>the convent and is worried
>> > > >because Sister Logical has not
>yet arrived. Finally, Sister
>> > > >Logical arrives.
>> > > >
>> > > >SM: Sister Logical! Thank God
>you are here! Tell us what
>> > > >happened!
>> > > >
>> > > >SL: The only logical thing
>happened. The man could not follow
>> > > >both of us, so he followed me.
>> > > >
>> > > >SM: So, what happened? Please
>tell us.
>> > > >
>> > > >SL: The only logical thing to
>happen. I started to run as
>> > > >fast as I could.
>> > > >
>> > > >SM: So what happened?
>> > > >
>> > > >SL: The only logical thing to
>happen. The man also started
>> > > >to run as fast as he could.
>> > > >
>> > > >SM: And what else?
>> > > >
>> > > >SL: The only logical thing to
>happen. He reached me.
>> > > >
>> > > >SM: Oh, no! What did you do
>then?
>> > > >
>> > > >SL: The only logical thing to
>do. I lifted my dress up.
>> > > >
>> > > >SM: Oh, Sister. What did the man
>do?
>> > > >
>> > > >SL: The only logical thing to
>do. He pulled down his pants.
>> > > >
>> > > >SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
>> > > >
>> > > >SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A
>nun with her dress up can
>> > > >run
>> > > >faster than a man with his pants
>down!
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > >
>> >
>
>
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