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Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM MICROSOFT]
--- "Bond, Kevin M" <bondk@okstate.edu> wrote:
> Date: Wed, 15 Sep 1999 11:33:01 -0500
> From: "Bond, Kevin M" <bondk@okstate.edu>
> Organization: Oklahoma State University
> To: "alavi@okstate.edu" <alavi@okstate.edu>,
> "bashaml@mail.okstate.edu"
> <bashaml@mail.okstate.edu>,
> Bob Martin <KWCOKXXK@worldnet.att.net>,
> "hmurry4@okstate.edu" <hmurry4@okstate.edu>,
> Kaye Bond <csmuseum@ionet.net>,
> Nancy Warden <facwardennj@mercur.usao.edu>,
> Steve Doughty <sdoughty@usao.edu>,
> Susan Billimek <susbilli@math.okstate.edu>,
> "tbarbar@okstate.edu" <tbarbar@okstate.edu>,
> Travis Behara <tbehara@yahoo.com>
> Subject: [Fwd: IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM MICROSOFT]
>
>
>
> Christina Oancea wrote:
>
> > > > > ***IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM MICROSOFT***
> > > > > >
> > > > > > It has come to our attention that a
> few copies of the
> > > > > > Oklahoma Edition of Windows '98 may
> have accidentally been
> > > shipped
> > > > > > outside of Oklahoma. If you have one
> of the OK Editions, you
> > > may
> > > > > need some help understanding the
> commands.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The Oklahoma Edition may be recognized
> by looking at the
> > > opening
> > > > > screen. It reads "WINDERS '98" with
> a background picture of
> > > an oil derrick
> > > > > > superimposed on the Oklahoma Flag and
> it is shipped with a
> > > Leann
> > > Rimes
> > > > > screen saver.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > NOTE:
> > > > > > 1. Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
> > > > > > 2. My Computer is called "This
> Infernal Contraption"
> > > > > > 3. Dialup Networking is called "Good
> ol' Boys"
> > > > > > 4. Control Panel is known as the
> "Dashboard"
> > > > > > 5. Hard Drive is referred to as "Wheel
> Drive"
> > > > > > 6. Floppies are "Them Little Plastic
> Disc Thangs"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > OTHER FEATURES:
> > > > > > Instead of an Error Message you get a
> Winder covered with a
> > > garbage
> > > > > > bag and duct tape.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > TERMINOLOGY:
> > > > > > 'Ats Awright = OK
> > > > > > Heck No = Cancel
> > > > > > Aw Shoot = Reset
> > > > > > Shore = Yes
> > > > > > Naaaw = No
> > > > > > Hunt Fer It = Find
> > > > > > Over Yonder = Go to
> > > > > > Back Yonder = Back
> > > > > > Hep = Help
> > > > > > Ternit Off = Stop
> > > > > > Crank 'er Up = Start
> > > > > > Sittins = Settings
> > > > > > Stuff That Does Stuff = Programs
> > > > > > Stuff I Done Did = Documents
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Also note Winders '98 does not
> recognize capital letters or
> > > > punctuation
> > > > > marks. Spell check has been
> deactivated. We regret any
> > > > inconvenience
> > > > > it may have caused you if you received
> a copy of Oklahoma
> > > Edition.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Microsoft User Support Staff
> > > > >
>
>
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