>> > An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
>> series of tests, the
>> > last
>> > of which had left his system upset. Upon making
>> several false-alarm
>> > trips to
>> > the bathroom he decided the latest was another and
>> stayed put.
>> >
>> > He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was
>> embarrassed beyond his
>> > ability to remain rational. Losing his presence
>> of mind, he jumped up,
>> > gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out
>> the hospital window.
>> >
>> > A drunk was walking by the hospital when the
>> sheets landed on him. He
>> > started
>> > yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly,
>> which left the soiled
>> > sheets
>> > in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood
>> there staring down at
>> > the
>> > sheets, a security guard who had watched the
>> whole incident walked up and
>> > asked, "What the hell was that all about?"
>> >
>> > Still staring down, the drunk replied: "I'm not
>> sure, but I think I just
>> > beat
>> > the s h * + out of a ghost!"
>>
>
>
>
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