RE Friday humor, What have we learned from watching all of those James Bond movies?

From: SiderWhite (SiderWhite@worldnet.att.net)
Date: Fri Oct 29 1999 - 16:35:55 EEST


What have we learned from watching all of those James Bond movies?

If you don't like back seat drivers - use the ejection seat.
Bad guys only operate in exotic places like Vienna or the Bahamas- never a
place like Nebraska or Cleveland.
Evil genius have two henchmen - one with all brains and no brawn, and one
with all brawn and no brains.
The wilder the car chase, the lesser the chance of messing up your hair.
You will never lose in a casino, no matter how crooked it is.
It is perfectly logical to drive a tank through St. Petersburg and catch up
with a sports car.
80 year-olds can still head up a government department whose sole purpose is
to invent new gadgets for the modern spy.
You will always be told the evil plan BEFORE you are supposed to die.

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