To keep us going on a Friday...
> Bill Gates dies and is at the pearly gates talking with Saint Peter. Saint
> Peter says, "Bill, you've done some wonderful things in your life and have
> earned the right to choose where you'll spend the rest of eternity. You
can
> choose between Heaven or Hell, but choose wisely." Bill looks over Saint
> Peter's shoulder between the pearly gates and sees nothing but a lush
green
> meadow. Deciding to heed Saint Peter's words, Bill asks if he could take a
> look at Hell. Saint Peter agrees and sends Bill to Hell. The Devil greets
> Bill at the gates of Hell and he is immediately taken aback. Much to his
> surprise, there's one heck of a party going on. People are dancing, the
> alcohol is flowing, music is non-stop and everyone is having a blast. Bill
> returns to Heaven to again discuss his decision with Saint Peter. He again
> looks over Saint Peter's shoulder and sees only a lush green meadow. Bill
> says to Saint Peter, "I've put a lot of thought into this decision and it
> may sound foolish, but I'd like to spend the rest of eternity in Hell."
> Saint Peter fulfills Bill's request and returns him to Hell. When Bill
gets
> back to Hell there's been a big change. People are writhing in agony,
flames
> are burning, moans of pain and despair are everywhere. Bill, being quite
> shocked at the sight asks the Devil, "What happened?? I was just down here
a
> little while ago and everyone was having a great time!" The Devil says,
"Oh
> that... That was just the demo!"
>
> Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am 300 miles from land . . .
600
> feet over water . . . and running out of fuel . . . please instruct! Tower
> to pilot . . . tower to pilot . . . repeat after me: "Our Father, which
art
> in heaven . . ."
>
> Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he
> will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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