The last one is my favourite! GW
>
> > The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word
> > from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one
> > letter, and supply a new definition.
> >
> > Here are some recent winners.
> >
> > Reintarnation:
> > Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
> >
> > Foreploy:
> > Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
> >
> > Giraffiti:
> > Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
> >
> > Sarchasm:
> > The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit, and the person who
doesn't
> > get it.
> >
> > Inoculatte:
> > To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
> >
> > Hipatitis:
> > Terminal coolness.
> >
> > Osteopornosis:
> > A degenerate disease.
> >
> > Karmageddon:
> > It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes,
> > right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious
> > bummer.
> >
> > Glibido:
> > All talk and no action.
> >
> > Dopeler effect:
> > The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come
> > at you rapidly.
> >
> > Intaxication:
> > Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was
> > your money to start with.
> >
> > The pick of the bunch!!
> >
> > Ignoranus:
> > A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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