Re: Early friday humour

From: GTC (gtcspec@customnet.net)
Date: Thu May 25 2000 - 00:21:58 EEST


Well at least he can get a job as a poet!

Doug Groh
----- Original Message -----
From: Henri Koukka <koukka@bart.lpt.fi>
To: <rp-ml@bart.lpt.fi>
Sent: Wednesday, May 24, 2000 9:29 AM
Subject: Early friday humour

> It was some time ago when folks had a flamy discussion about how some
> people were mutilating english language on rp-ml (and I really don't want
> to start it again). Somehow this poem reminded me of those days (and a few
> other off-topic topics we have had...).
>
>
> I shot a query into the net
>
> I shot a query into the net.
> I haven't got an answer yet,
> But seven people gave me hell
> And said I ought to learn to spell;
>
> A posted message called me rotten
> For ignoring mail I'd never gotten;
> An angry message asked me, Please
> Don't send such drivel overseas;
>
> A lawyer sent me private mail
> And swore he'd slap my ass in jail --
> I'd mentioned Un*x in my gem
> And failed to add the T and M;
>
> One netter thought it was a hoax:
> "Hereafter, post to net dot jokes!";
> Another called my grammar vile
> And criticized my writing style.
>
> Each day I scan each Subject line
> In hopes the topic will be mine;
> I shot a query into the net.
> I haven't got an answer yet ...
>
> This was written by
> John D. Moore
>
>
> Cheers
> --Henri--
>
>
> For more information about the rp-ml, see http://ltk.hut.fi/rp-ml/
>

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