Fwd: What I want (non RP related or early Friday humor)

From: Elaine Hunt (ehunt@ces.clemson.edu)
Date: Thu Apr 19 2001 - 20:06:19 EEST


>> > What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22):
>> > 1. Handsome
>> > 2. Charming
>> > 3. Financially successful
>> > 4. A caring listener
>> > 5. Witty
>> > 6. In good shape
>> > 7. Dresses with style
>> > 8. Appreciates finer things
>> > 9. Full of thoughtful surprises
>> > 10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
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>>What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32):
>> > 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
>> > 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
>> > 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
>> > 4. Listens more than talks
>> > 5. Laughs at my jokes
>> > 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
>> > 7. Owns at least one tie
>> > 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
>> > 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
>> > 10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
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>>What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42):
>> > 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
>> > 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
>> > 3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
>> > 4. Nods head! when I'm talking
>> > 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
>> > 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
>> > 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
>> > 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
>> > 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
>> > 10. Shaves most weekends.
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>>What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52):
>> > 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
>> > 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
>> > 3. Doesn't borrow money too often
>> > 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
>> > 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
>> > 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
>> > 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
>> > 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
>> > 9. Remembers my name on occasion
>> > 10. Shaves some weekends.
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>>What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62):
>> > 1. Doesn't scare small children
>> > 2. Remembers where bathroom is
>> > 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
>> > 4. Only snores lightly when asleep
>> > 5. ! Remembers why he's laughing
>> > 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
>> > 7. Usually wears clothes
>> > 8. Likes soft foods
>> > 9. Remembers where he left his teeth
>> > 10. Remembers that it's the weekend.
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>>What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72):
>> > 1. Breathing
>> > 2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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>Don't be afraid of the space between your dreams and reality. If you can
>dream it, you can make it so.
>~ Belva Davis ~

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