Top12--Technical Support

From: Elaine Persall (
Date: Wed Jan 29 1997 - 22:01:26 EET

  The Top 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support

 12> "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

 11> "...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

 10> "So -- what are you wearing??"

  9> "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

  8> "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals,

  7> "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes.
      Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

  6> "We can help you fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife,
   a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."

  5> "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

 4> "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

  3> "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

  2> "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

 and the Number 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support...

  1> "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."

Opinions, suggestions, and other controversial matter VOID where prohibited.
Elaine (Persall) Hunt, Director
Clemson University Laboratory to Advance Industrial Prototyping
206 Fluor Daniel Bldg. Clemson, SC 29643-0925
864-656-0321 (voice) 864-656-4435 (fax)

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