Computer Humour (Not RP Related)

From: Douglas A. VanPutte (
Date: Tue Mar 10 1998 - 11:16:40 EET

 My Mac PowerBook commands me to send this out...

 1. Home is where you hang your @

 2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

 3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

 4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

 5. Great groups from little icons grow.

 6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

 7. C:\ is the root of all directories.

 8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.

 9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.

 10. The modem is the message.

 11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.

 12. The geek shall inherit the earth.

 13. A chat has nine lives.

 14. Don't byte off more than you can view.

 15. Fax is stranger than fiction.

 16. What boots up must come down.

 17. Windows will never cease.

 18. In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal).

 19. Virtual reality is its own reward.

 20. Modulation in all things.

 21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

 22. There's no place like

 23. Know what to expect before you connect.

 24. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.

 25. Speed thrills.

 26. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to
use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Something to cheer you up on a stormy least in Northeastern USA.


Douglas A. VanPutte, Consultant
Specializing in Rapid Prototyping and Rapid Tools
18 Cross Bow Drive
Rochester, NY 14624
Phone: (716) 889-3601, if busy call (716) 889-4994
Fax (716) 889-7335

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