Warning: HUMOR!

From: Bruce Okkema (bruceo@eagledesign.com)
Date: Sat Jul 25 1998 - 00:44:22 EEST

> Subject: And this is how it happens...
> In the beginning was The Plan
> And then came the Assumptions.
> And the Assumptions were without form
> And the Plan was completely without substance.
> And the darkness was upon the face of the workers.
> And they spoke among themselves, saying
> "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."
> And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth,
> "It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof."
> And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them,
> "It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may
> abide by it."
> And the Managers went unto their Directors and sayeth,
> "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
> And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another,
> "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
> And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them,
> "It promotes growth and is exceedingly powerful."
> And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him,
> "This new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this
> Company, and these Areas in particular."
> And the President looked upon The Plan, and saw that it was good, and The
> Plan became Policy.
> And this is how shit happens.

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