FW: only in america

From: Yakov Horenstein (yakov@planet.it)
Date: Fri Aug 14 1998 - 07:48:00 EEST

>Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster that an
>Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a
>skating rink...
>Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large
>fry and a diet coke...
>Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain
>the pens to the counters...
>Only in America...do they leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
>the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
>Only in America...do they use answering machines to screen calls and
>then have call waiting so they won't miss a call from someone they didn't want
>to talk to in the first place...
>Only in America...do they buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
>in packages of eight...
>Only in America...do they use the word politics to describe the
>process so well. (Poli in Latin meaning many and tics meaning blood sucking

Yakov Horenstein
Milano, Italy

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