off topic : humour : rp terms...

From: Monica & Glenn Whiteside (
Date: Tue Jan 05 1999 - 04:58:34 EET

Which RP system to use? None of them mentioned. High Speed/High Velocity
Machining would probably be the fastest most accurate process with the most
durable materials....
Although a Fiber Placement System (composite winding on a shaped mandrel)
would be interesting to try, especially for a lightweight advantage (flying

-Glenn Whiteside

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From: Innomation Systems & Technologies Pte. Ltd., <>
To: rpmail <>
Date: Monday, January 04, 1999 7:23 PM
Subject: off topic : humour : rp terms...

>hi list,
>one day, God is sick of our world...clinton's unfaithful...iraqi blowing up
>the sand....what else bad can we come up with.
>so God decides to build a new world and he choose four of the best RP
>systems to rebuild the world.
>and similary as God has built our World...He decides to take six days to
>work on it too.....but maybe five...God must improve too, right?
>day #1 :- knowing sla by far is the most acurate RP system....God uses
>SLA to build man and woman......and they are perfect....absolutely close
>tolerance and most are transparent. God is pleased with himself and the
>models from SLA......but these men and women are so beautiful that God
>decides to make them the angels to care for the world he will create.
>day #2 :- knowing FDM is by far the most affordable and maintainable
>system....God uses it to make animals and the terrains.....because the FDM
>parts are more tough and durable...God build great mountains and lakes(FDM
>parts dont warp under water...)...and from fdm God make animals that gallop
>freely and fishes that swim unboundlessly....such is a wonderful
>sight...that even some SLA men and women also wish that they have been
>built from FDM....but God tells them...because FDM is only ten thous away
>in He chooses the second best to build animals and
>terrains...and use the best for His herald of angels.
>day#3 :- now God knows sls is not a bad system God after
>studying sls thoroughly and making its cost estimation He decides to build
>volcanoes and the earth plates with the sls system. "why?" ask the SLA
>species....God says "you see sls can form metal after inflitration and
> sls models will be the minerals and metals that one day you will
>mine it for your use and survival." "but because most sls parts cannot
>achieve accuracy when they are infiltrated and will be your
>skills to forge these metals and build civilisations." says God to the SLA
>day#4 :- now another not bad rp system is the LOM. and since it is mostly
>paper models(or wood) so God decides to use it for making trees...actually
>God is a little bit impatient....He doesn't bother to take out all the
>unused paper cubes so He just left them there and these unused cubes become
>the roots of the trees and stabilising them in winds and storms.
>day#5 :- God is a little bit tired now...He is looking forward to build the
>men and women that will reside in the middle world and then go for a
>rest...but now some of the SLA men and women because of water vapor and
>heat starts to warp and discoloured and turned "bad". now what can be worst
>than cheese go bad....these warped and non-accurate SLA men and women
>decides to go against God and then God drives them into Hell...well you
>cannot blame the devil for spoiling the new Genesis...that's his job right?
>day#6 :- still God must take six days again to build a new world....looking
>at sls, FDM and LOM....God ponders which system should be used to build man
>and woman again???
>maybe can we help God to choose the best system...remember Adam and Eve
>must choose to eat or not to eat from the Tree of Knowledge....Eve must be
>even strong enough to born many of the rp-human race to multiply offsprings
>of God under different nations.
>so which RP system should God choose?
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