From: Yakov Horenstein (
Date: Fri Jan 15 1999 - 23:47:37 EET

This was passed on to me, I thought some might enjoy it. My apologies if
you've already seen it.

In bed one night, a wife asked her husband "If I died, would you remarry?"

After a moment of reflection, "Yes, I suppose so".

"Would you live with her in our house?"

"Yes, I suppose so".

"Would you sleep in our bed with her?"

"We just bought it, it cost $2000, and should last along time. Yes, we would."

"Would she use my golf clubs?"

"No, she's left handed."

Yakov Horenstein
Milano, Italy

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