Off Topic, Friday Humor

From: Brandon Jacobsen (
Date: Fri Feb 19 1999 - 23:23:30 EET

 "Our staff has completed the 3 years of work on time and on budget.
We have gone through every line of code in every program in every
We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and
historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.
We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date
change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and

all data to reflect the following new standards:

  Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September,
  October, November, December


  Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak

I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of
this Y to K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a
global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.

And what does the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which,
what do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year
rolls over from 99 to 00? We'll await your direction."


Brandon R. Jacobsen
Eagle Design & Technology, Inc.
phone: (616) 748-1022
fax: (616) 748-1032

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