Off Topic - Friday funnies

From: John Male (
Date: Fri Mar 05 1999 - 17:50:59 EET

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer are waiting one morning behind a
particularly slow group of golfers. They see the course marshal and ask
why he isn't doing something to expedite play. "They're blind
firefighters," says the marshal, "They lost their sight saving our
clubhouse from a fire last year, so we let them have free access to the
course anytime they want." After a moment's reflection, the group
Pastor: "That's so sad. I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
Doctor: "I'm going to contact an ophthalmologist friend, and see if
there's anything he can do for them."
Engineer: "Why can't these guys play at night?"

Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil
A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was
better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he
enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the
passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both."
"Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are
spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get
some work done."

An engineering student was walking across campus when another engineer
rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. "Where did you get such a great
bike?" asked the first. The second engineer replied, "Well, I was
walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman
rode up on this bike.
She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said
"Take what you want.'"
The second engineer nodded approvingly "Good choice; the clothes
probably wouldn't have fit."

John Male
Research Student
Centre for Rapid Design and Manufacture
Buckinghamshire University College
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