>>A hip young man goes out and buys a 1999 Ferrari. It is the best and
>>most expensive car available in the world, costing about $500,000. He
>>takes it out for a spin and while stopping for a red light, an old man
>>on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The
>>old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What
>>kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
>>The young man replies, "A 1999 Ferrari. They cost about a half million
>>"That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost
>>"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude
>>The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?"
>>"Sure," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window
>>and looks around.
>>Leaning back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car,
>>Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man what
>>his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer
>>reads 320 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It
>>seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and
>>suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!
>>"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man
>>Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It
>>goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it almost looked
>>like the old man on the moped!
>>Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!"
>>Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh
>>It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.
>>The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! Of course, the moped
>>and the old man are hurting for certain. He runs up to the old man and
>>says, "You're badly hurt! Is there anything I can do for you?"
>>The old man moans and replies, "Yes, Unhook my suspenders from your
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