pre-friday humor: Golf is not easy...

From: Bauer Juergen (Juergen.Bauer@SPY.SIEMENS.DE)
Date: Thu Apr 22 1999 - 17:54:48 EEST

> Moses, Jesus, and an older, bearded man were out playing golf one day.
> Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the fairway
> but
> rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly, Moses raised his club, the
> water
> parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.
> Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one, directly
> toward the same water
> hazard. It landed directly in the center of the pond and kind of hovered
> over the
> water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped it up onto the
> green.
> The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed out
> over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced
> off a
> truck and hit a nearby tree. From there it bounced onto the roof of a
> nearby
> shack and rolled down into the gutter, down the down spout, out onto the
> fairway, and right toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond,
> it hit a
> little stone and bounced out over the water and onto a lily pad, where it
> rested
> quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on the lily pad and
> snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle
> swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the
> green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced
> right
> into the hole for a beautiful hole-in-one. Moses then turned to Jesus and
> said, "I hate playing with your Dad."

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