RE: Off-topic, Mid-week Funnies

From: SiderWhite (
Date: Wed May 19 1999 - 06:48:28 EEST

>The Top 15 Things To Say If You Get
>Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
>15. They told me at the blood bank this
>might happen.
>14. This is just a 15 minute power-nap
>liked they raved about in the last
>time management course you sent me to.
>13. Whew!! Guess I left the top off
>the liquid paper.
>12. I wasn't sleeping! I was
>meditating on the mission statement and
>envisioning a new paradigm.
>11. This is one of the seven habits of
>highly effective people.
>10. I was testing the keyboard for
>drool resistance.
> 9. Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level
>Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP).
> 8. I was doing a highly specific Yoga
>exercise to relieve work related
> 7. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I
>had almost figured out a solution
>to our biggest problem.
> 6. The coffee machine is broken.
> 5. Someone must've put decaf in the
>wrong pot.
> 4. Boy, that cold medicine I took last
>night just won't wear off.
> 3. Ah, the unique and unpredictable
>circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
> 2. I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to
>pick up my contact lens without
> 1. Amen.

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