JOKE warning......

From: Elaine Hunt (
Date: Fri May 28 1999 - 14:57:26 EEST

After a two year study, the National Science Foundation announced the
following results on America's recreational preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is:
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling.
3. The sport of choice for blue-collar line workers is: Football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is: Tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: Golf.

Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller
your balls become.
Opinions, suggestions, and other controversial matter VOID where prohibited.
Elaine T. Hunt, Director
Clemson University Laboratory to Advance Industrial Prototyping
206 Fluor Daniel Bldg. Clemson, SC 29643-0925
864-656-0321 (voice) 864-656-4435 (fax)

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