Just a wee bit of humor to combat those back-to-work blues...
The painter with a "certain color hair":
Julie, a girl with a "certain color hair", was getting pretty desperate for
money. She decided
to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs
as a handywoman.
At the first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie,
"Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint the porch?"
"Sure, that sounds great!" said Julie.
"Well, how much do you want me to pay you?" asked the man.
"Is 50 bucks all right?" Julie asked.
"Yeah, great. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the garage."
The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening.
"Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?"
asked the wife.
"Well, she must-she was standing right on it!" her husband replied.
About 45 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door. "I'm all finished,"
she told the surprised homeowner.
The man was amazed. "You painted the whole porch?"
"Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two
The man reached into his wallet to pay Julie.
"Oh, and by the way," said Julie, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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