RE: Off-topic, Redneck Jedi...

From: SiderWhite (
Date: Thu Jun 03 1999 - 04:59:57 EEST

Just thought I would add a little more to all that StarWars hype....
Some more humor to help us thru the week....

> Just for Grins
> You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
> You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
> Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
> You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
> At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
> You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
> The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
> Wookies are offended by your B.O.
> You have ever used the force to get yourself
> another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
> You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
> Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son
> come on over to the dark'll be a hoot."
> You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-
> defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to
> You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your
> You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
> You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut
> and you have to get in through the window.
> Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought
> that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat
> women.
> You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
> You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood
> deck.
> You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina
> scene.
> If you hear, "Luke, I am your father ... and your uncle."

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