Off-topic, Friday humor

From: SiderWhite (
Date: Fri Jul 07 2000 - 22:50:37 EEST

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> An Old Man's Dying Request
> An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctors only to find
> he didn't have long to live. So he summoned the three most
> important people in his life to tell them of his fate.
> 1. His Doctor
> 2. His Priest
> 3. His Lawyer
> Well, today I found out I don't have long to live. So I have
> summoned you three here, because you are the most important
> people in my life, and I need to ask a favor. Today, I am going
> to give each of you and envelope with $50,000 dollars inside.
> When I die, I would ask that all three of you throw the money
> into my grave.
> After the man passed on, the 3 people happened to run into each
> other. The doctor said, "I have to admit I kept $10,000 dollars
> of his money, he owed me on lots of medical bills. But, I threw
> the other $40,000 in like he requested."
> The Priest said, "I have to admit also, I kept $25,000 dollars
> for the church. Its all going to a good cause. I did, however,
> throw the other $25,000 in the grave."
> Well the Lawyer just couldn't believe what he was hearing! "I am
> surprised at you two taking advantage of him like that."
> "I wrote a check for the full amount and threw it all in ! ! !"
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