Friday Humor for my friends

From: Elaine Hunt (
Date: Fri Jan 19 2001 - 20:21:46 EET

For those tired of the usual "friend" poems, a touch of reality....... Moe

When you are sad ....... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue ....... I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.

When you smile .......I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared .......I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried .......I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused .......I will use little words to explain it to your
dumb ass.

When you are sick .......Stay away from me until you are well again, I
don't want whatever you have.

When you fall .......I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath .......I pledge till the end. Why you may ask?

Because you're my friend.

Send to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you only have
two friends, and one's not speaking to you right now anyway.

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  Hell is truth learned too late. John Locke

Elaine T. Hunt, Director
Laboratory to Advance Industrial Prototyping
Clemson University 206 Fluor Daniel Bldg.
Clemson, SC 29634-0925
864-656-0321 (voice) 864-656-4435 (fax)

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